Sekrit Plan: Complete

Today marks the two week anniversary since I have successfully transitioned from that of ‘Single Shangri-la’  to that of ‘Blissful Domesticity’.  Yes, now it’s all about the gainful pursuit of love, liberty and a peaceful, quiet and happy life with my new family.  Yes sir, no more taking a dump with the bathroom door open, pants less BBQ nights, or scratching inappropriately in front of the television.  Well, it’s not that I CAN’T  do these things anymore; it’s just that I’m sure they wouldn’t be received with a similar amount of enthusiasm.

So without further adieu, I present to you the final walkthrough of my former bachelor paradise.  Now, a word to the wise: it was just recently vacated and filling that new void is about eight years of accumulated dust and shit, so remember: “Judge not lest ye be judged” (Matthew 7:1).

 

God help me.

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  1. Blissful Domesticity ??? Are you sure you’re living in the right house ???
    How about Organized Chaos ? Or Obsessive Compulsive Insanity ?
    LOL ! We’re so glad you’re here and embarking on this crazy life with us together ❤

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  2. Mom

     /  March 10, 2012

    I went through the open house this afternoon. All the stuff you left has been removed!The new people will also inherit mega crap in the basement! I am soooo glad that you didn’t buy the dump!!!!

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