Today has been all about the snow. We received nearly 2ft. worth overnight and local schools and businesses were closed and the roads were practically impassable until noon. This means of course that while I worked on endless stupid reports for work (the weather has little impact when you work from home) I was serenaded every so often with the classic “I’m bored” from HRH. I mean, most kids love when there’s a crap ton of snow on the ground aren’t they? Well not HRH it seems. She lasted approximately 10 minutes outside before she was back inside with her iPad complaining that it was too cold. Kids today I tells ya (click HERE). Anyway, couple that with the fact that we ran out of gasoline for the snow blower so that the entire driveway had to be cleared by hand this morning and, yeah, not an overly fun day. Anyway, after dinner this evening we tried to embrace the whole spirit of Snow Day a little more by indulging in a special treat. After all, when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, right? Well, when Old Man Winter gives yo snow…you make Snow Ice Cream. Yes, it’s a thing…apparently. You will need:
- 1/3 cup granulated sugar
- 1 cup milk (we used cream instead)
- 1 pinch salt
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
Oh, and snow…of course. First, whisk all the ingredients together in a large mixing bowl. After nearly 90 minutes of shoveling this morning, I left the majority of this grunt work to the kid. Secondly, collect approximately 8 cups of clean, fresh snow from your backyard. Of course, I advise finding somewhere where there is little chance that it has been recently visited by any neighboring dogs or wildlife. Think of this as a great learning opportunity to educate your child on the distinct unwholesome properties of eating yellow snow. Lastly, mix the the freshly collected snow into the milk mixture, and keep adding until a somewhat ice-creamy consistency is achieved. Lastly, mix the the freshly collected snow into the milk mixture, and keep adding until a somewhat ice-creamy consistency is achieved. It should be fluffy and scoop-able, but not runny. Ours kind of looked like a bowl of cottage cheese. Scoop it out into bowls and consume. Of course, you can flavor your snow ice cream any way you wish by adding cocoa powder instead of vanilla extract to make chocolate flavored snow, or dress your snow ice cream with sprinkles, fruit, fresh jam, or whatever it is you like to eat with your ice cream. Have a ball! Me? I like my min plain and simple. I have so say, I was pretty impressed. It tasted entirely like vanilla ice cream! Delicious in fact. However, I can’t help but be a little upset that I am only hearing of yummy revelation now. I mean, seriously, how much money (no to mention calories) might I have saved on this particular concoction over the numerable pints of Ben & Jerry’s I’ve consumed in my past? It boggles the mind.